Armygeddon!

Have you ever wanted to totally ruin your life? Have you ever wanted to miss even school? Then the army is the place for you! Featuring exclusive services for young men aged 18 and above, Armygeddon will absolutely guarantee that you will life will become unrecognizable debris of its former self, or your money back, no questions asked! Armygeddon will include a basic course in physical punishment and menial labour for the good of your nation! Not only that, but it will feature excellent top grade facilities like a single rotting bed and creaking rusty cupboard!

Armygeddon has a professionally trained group of qualified instructors who are more than willing to spare their time giving trainees extra training, especially on weekends! Also, senior instructors are very forgiving! They even give ONE warning before disciplinary action is meted out absolutely fairly! You can rest assured that there will be CARE FOR SOLDIERS!

But wait, that’s not all! Food of the very highest quality is provided! A pittance of a few peanut dollars and cents is also doled out to recruits as a bonus! Not only that, we provide reimbursement to trainees in the army for any work-related expenses occurred that only takes about 2 years to process! Think of all the money you’ll save!

But for now only! Sign up and you also get FREE combat boots! FREE helmet and FREE packs! You also get pt kits, socks, shoes, and toiletries that you will NEVER use! What a great deal!

So what are you waiting for? Sign up with ARMYGEDDON today! Call our hotlines at 1800-ARMY-ROBBED-MY-YOUTH or log on to our website at www.surrenderyourlife.com now!